Saturday, April 14, 2012


Heather and me proved out an old addage today. For those who dont know my sweetie Heather she came to me last year. I had been looking for her for over a year but she had been waiting on me for years....67 of them to be exact. Heather is my 1945 2N Ford tractor. (built with the breath of life 2 years before the death of The Henry Ford) Anyway a long time ago someone told me that "if you can get a tractor over it, the brush hog will cut" Great Googlely Moogley how true it is. I always thought that pertained to organics but I know believe it in the most literal sense. I ran over a
6' T-post used for fencing today. Capital T's in one end and lower case t's out the other end. What a horrible noise.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Blah ba-blah ba-blah

Tuesdays presidential state of the union address. AmeriKa isnt fair. Every AmeriKan deserves a fair chance. OMG just what all the non-tax payers wanna hear and all the right wing Americans see as the up and coming U.S.S.A

Saturday, January 21, 2012

TSA !!! They are on top of things!!!

Last week a lady got her seat on an American Airlines flight departing from terminal D @ DFW. It had been almost 2 HOURS since she arrived at the airport and the plane had begun to taxi out to the runway. Then a change of plan and the plane returned to the gate. Enter the TSA. Hey lady, We been studyin this here magic picture x-ray of your hand bag for the last 90 minutes and after a committee meeting we think we got it figured out. That there thingy layin in the bottom of your purse looks like a GUN. Can we have a looksee pretty please???? Apparently all our TSA employee's are hearing impaired and never heard the metal detector sound off. Never mind being visually impaired or intellectually challenged. yeah yeah yeah, I know we got your tooth paste, mouth wash, finger nail file and Q-tips but we really wann-another chance at the gun.

Yesterday a TSA agent and his wife were arrested. This agent had modified his TSA jacket with a extra large pocket hidden on the inside. Apparently he had been stealing, Ipads, laptops, money, etc out of peoples luggage for 3 YEARS !!!!!

and this is your dollars hard at work AmeriKa. The fox guarding the hen house.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012


Nancy gets the award for no permanent body scars and shiner gets the award for least amount of flesh wounds in a 30 day window.. Everybody wins, right???? God bless the Blue Heeler for its patience and its willingness to take a beatin to follow its heart believin its doin the right thing


My dog growled and threatened to bite my wife. I feel so torn. Who really needs the beatin? The dog for being pissed that Nancy stepped on his tail or Nancy for fuckin with my best friend????? Somebody is fixin to get it!!!! I mean really, who steps on a dogs tail??? twice??? and walks away with no scar tissue?? My dog is a saint!!!

Somebody help me....please

Is anybody else out there as frustrated as I am with the republican contenders? Here's the deal... Obama epitomizes the death of life as we know it and the beginning of a socialist Amerika ie FRANCE. Dear God please get together on the same page and get this deal done!!!! It doesn't make a rat-fuck who wins as long as the current administration LOSES!!!! This country is going to hell on the politically correct liberal ticket!!!!! I mean a frickin TV show just got cancelled cause it featured a couple guys cross dressin to get a job. DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER "Bosom Buddies"???? Is anyone black listing Tom Hanks???? Somebody Pleeeeese google David Furnish......This country has moved so far to the left in the name of moving to the right its outta control!!!
GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr Rise up Amerika, You are about to loose your bill of rights in the name of being politically correct and FAIR!!! We all know there is no such word as fair, check your aint there!!!!! There is NO fuckin reason for life to be fair!!!! If your a conqueror and a success you do well and if your a looser you get dick!!!! That seems equitable to me. Get a job. Get a skill. Get an idea of what your BOSS had to go thru to be your boss!! Get your own gig!!!! Be a success WITHOUT a welfare check and fuck that 1.2 trillion (with a T) raise that B. Obama wants in the national debt. Have a nice day/

Monday, January 9, 2012


Good morning Q and Auntie D. Just a quick note for this Monday morning. Its a drizzly overcast morning and C O L D. Martha (dog with the exploding anal glands) had us up most of the night since she freaks at thunder. All in all its a good morning. The weather kinda reminds me of a typical day back home. I'm married to the love of my life. It's not every man who gets to wake up next to a princess. I married sooo above what I should have. The phone is already ringing with broken heaters so I'm in business 1 more day. I do have a lot to be thankful for. Thank you God for all you do, for all you do for me that I can see and all that I can't see.