Who da thought

Mark this day in your history books. Today, January 10, 2011, the ATF&E (Alcohol,Tabacco, Fire Arms & Explosives) approved me for a FFL. Thats a Federal Fire Arms License. I am authorized by the federal government for the sale of fire arms to the public as well as law enforcement officials. Good Gosh. This opens up a whole new world for me. A ATF agent agent sat in my home and interviewed me & the mrs. Apparently they don't read my blog. Good thing that didn't come up in the interview. Does anybody wanna buy a gun?????????????

PC will be the beginning of history rewritten

OMG
Lets review. Here is an excerpt from a news article regarding Mark Twain's Huck Finn.

Now comes a new edition from Alan Gribben, a Twain scholar at Auburn University in Alabama, that eliminates the offending word, replacing it with the word “slave.’’

WHERE ARE WE GOING IF WE DONT KNOW WHERE WE CAME FROM??????????????????

A classic work is being rewritten in the name of political correctness because someones "feelers" got hurt. Stop carrying your feelings on your sleeve and be a real person. In 1885 this country's entire mind set was built on the foundation of the strongest survive. The peripheal fall out was bias and racism. NOT condoning either of these lines of thought in a "enlightend" society but how does rewriting/editing/censoring one of the great literary classics improve our society? In my humble perception if we deny the origins of our substance we are destined to repeat our errors. Hmmmmmm so that means if you/we/I buy into this pc shit our children our condenmed to the predijuices of our predessecors. Here's an idea, instead of denying Mark Twain owned a pencil and insted of denying nazi Germany existed take a good look at who you are and where you came from. Instead of letting pride get in your way and hiding behind the tag of PC just ask yourself "is this what I believe?" if not or if so ask the God who made you to forgive you for being human and not perfect. Grow your ass up and make a difference instead of playing like history never happened.

Hello? Is anybody out there?????????????

281 is the magic number

281....that's it....the magic number. $281.44 is what it cost to have lighting and appliances in your very own RV. Ouch, that stings just a little. I cant begin to tell you the amount of apprehension and trepidation I experienced prior to flipping the switch after I finished all my "new" wiring. The retailer has been thru this before as the box is Clearly marked NO RETURNS ON OPENED PRODUCTS, Grrrrr. Oh well, lesson learned........read the f......sticker first. God bless my wife. She is a saint. NOT ONCE did she EVER criticize me in any way. All she asked was "Can ya fix it?" I'm gonna get a church named after her. St. Nancy's of the Emotionally Worn and Spiritually Disenfranchised

a word from our sponsor ( thats me)

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I'm my own worst enemy

So me and the Mrs are happily setting up home in our new RV at the farm. All is so exciting setting up house in our temporary new digs!! Nancy is cleaning on a industrial scale....God have mercy on the one who took her windex. I'm busy outside wiring up the plug for the trailer at the power pole. Wahoooooo !!!!! I'm gonna have light's and radio and a fridge and a heater and hot water and on and on and on.
All done. Ready baby???? Oh yeah!!! I' soooo excited, flip the switch!!!!!
CLICK..AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yells my baby as smoke rolls out of the electrical panel in the RV

Apparently RV's come wired for 110 Volts and NOT 220 Volts !!!!.....Who knew? You mean that sticker on the side of the RV? The one by the plug? No, I never read it, I was too focused on wiring it up.

As I tell all my customers.....it aint nutin money won't fix...DOH !!!!!!!!!!!

Life is supposed to be Fair.....Really !!!

Now for a word from our sponsor..."'So many people who serve time never get a fair second chance".....Can anybody guess who made this soon to be famous quote??
Nope, it wasn't LULAC but that was a damn good guess!!! Try again. Wrong again.
Yeah it does sound like the Salvation Army but someone else said it first. These words were uttered by.....da da da da (drum roll please)............
His Highness himself, Emperor Obama. OMG!!! Can you believe it??? More rhetoric about life being FAIR!! Who told him life was supposed to be fair? If you listen to this stuff you would think he was raised in inner city Chicago! I wonder if the first family shops at Wal-Mart? So what was he talking about? The Emperor was referring to Jeffry Lurie, owner of the Philadelphia Eagles employment of Michael Vick. Touting what a magnanimous gesture he made to CONVICTED FELON Michael Vick. Never mind the horrific things he did to dogs. Since the emperor is now a dog owner you would presume a little more common sense from the Head of State.
Now the Emperor/Sports Commentator/Legislator of Fairness Guru is becoming increasingly transparent. The heart of the matter is NOT Michael Vick,his misdeeds or his talents. Digging a little deeper we find that Mr.Jeffry Lurie is one the largest democrat donors in the sports franchise industry.
Hmmmmmmm Have money?????????? Please see the Emperor for your complimentary BJ
as history has already proved out that Hillary doesn't "do that sort of thing"

Don't ask me

Ya just really gotta love the military. I can hear it now. Yes sir Captain fairy sir. You need me to fly on over and pick up some new condoms for the eunich?...OH my bad, you said unit not eunich. Well let put my tinkerbell uniform on and scoot on over to the "romance store" and I'll be right back. What's that? I'm a what??? Shhhhhh Don't ask me and I wont tell Oh never mind. 2011 model of "This Mans Army"