Irony

I was assembling a fire for my bbq pit using the local "green sheet" for starter. The green sheet is one of those free papers you find in the front of a convenience store advertising garage sale junk and "wholesale" phone service for the ethnically challenged. Phone ads typically start out "No Credit Check, No Social Security Number Required, Habla Espanol!!!!" So while I am wadding up paper for the fire a ad catches my eye. In all of its glory it read as follows, For Sale... Tiger Woods Signature Series golf clubs with signature engraved....$250.00 .............................my, my, my, how the mighty have fallen.