No Joke

This is just a quick note to tell everyone how much I love Nancy. She is the world to me. She knows HOW to love ME. She understands me. My eccentricity's. My weaknesses. My strengths. My......just who I am. I would have given my all to have experienced the privilege of loving her 30 years ago. She is the woman I will slay the dragon for. My son Trenton respects her!!! That says a lot!!! She is wise!!! She is gentle. She is......a Princess!!!! She IS a Proverbs 31 woman!!!!

Used Cars

I sent my son on a service call Tuesday. Simple instruction. Find out whats wrong, fix it and get his money. Trenton calls me a bit later and says "Its fixed" Great job I tell him, what did we do? So he says it needed a new thermostat wire pulled to the outdoor unit since an animal had chewed it. It all took about and hour. I said bill him a $125 and get out of there so we can go on to other things. Apparently he had me on speaker phone because the very next thing I heard was my customer screaming "$125 for a wire and I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO GO UNDER THE HOUSE??" OMG!!!!!!! Thats right, my son had sent my customer under his own house cause he didn't wanna get dirty. As incredulous as that sounds you really have to admire the gift. Ahhhh if I could only train him to use his powers for good instead of evil. Perhaps he should be selling used cars instead. I can hear it now, This is your lucky day!! I just had a 78'ford fiesta traded in by a little old lady who only drove it to church on sunday and to market every other wednesday, How much money do ya got?????.........

He DOES speak english!!

Nancy and I were laying in bed in our RV at the farm saturday. It was about 4:30 in the morning and I was cold. I said to her that if she didn't get over here and warm me up I was gonna get the heeler to take her place!! In a heart beat Shiner the wonder dog jumped over the couch and onto the bed, landed on top of me and buried his nose under my chin!!! It was as if to say "here I am dad, you don't need her!!!"
That will teach her!! I have someone waitng in the wings to take her place!!!