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Perhaps that was a smidge too cerebral.

Rhode Island (pronounced Eye-Land) isn't actually an island it's part of a main land (pronounced Maineland)

Congenital Liars

Can you believe anything what a native from Rhode Island might say?
Think about it.
For example. Where are you from?
Rhode ISLAND.

missed appointment

Am I in trouble?? This rain makes me sleepy. Rolled out of bed around 9ish this morning, dragged myself into the kitchen 930ish, ok maybe 10ish-ish. Checked my day planner for the order of todays events. #1. Jury Duty-8:30am at the Johnson County Court House. Hmmmmmmmmm where's my easy button??