a word from our sponsor ( thats me)

Bridgette it's nice to have you on board.
Robert

I'm my own worst enemy

So me and the Mrs are happily setting up home in our new RV at the farm. All is so exciting setting up house in our temporary new digs!! Nancy is cleaning on a industrial scale....God have mercy on the one who took her windex. I'm busy outside wiring up the plug for the trailer at the power pole. Wahoooooo !!!!! I'm gonna have light's and radio and a fridge and a heater and hot water and on and on and on.
All done. Ready baby???? Oh yeah!!! I' soooo excited, flip the switch!!!!!
CLICK..AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yells my baby as smoke rolls out of the electrical panel in the RV

Apparently RV's come wired for 110 Volts and NOT 220 Volts !!!!.....Who knew? You mean that sticker on the side of the RV? The one by the plug? No, I never read it, I was too focused on wiring it up.

As I tell all my customers.....it aint nutin money won't fix...DOH !!!!!!!!!!!

Life is supposed to be Fair.....Really !!!

Now for a word from our sponsor..."'So many people who serve time never get a fair second chance".....Can anybody guess who made this soon to be famous quote??
Nope, it wasn't LULAC but that was a damn good guess!!! Try again. Wrong again.
Yeah it does sound like the Salvation Army but someone else said it first. These words were uttered by.....da da da da (drum roll please)............
His Highness himself, Emperor Obama. OMG!!! Can you believe it??? More rhetoric about life being FAIR!! Who told him life was supposed to be fair? If you listen to this stuff you would think he was raised in inner city Chicago! I wonder if the first family shops at Wal-Mart? So what was he talking about? The Emperor was referring to Jeffry Lurie, owner of the Philadelphia Eagles employment of Michael Vick. Touting what a magnanimous gesture he made to CONVICTED FELON Michael Vick. Never mind the horrific things he did to dogs. Since the emperor is now a dog owner you would presume a little more common sense from the Head of State.
Now the Emperor/Sports Commentator/Legislator of Fairness Guru is becoming increasingly transparent. The heart of the matter is NOT Michael Vick,his misdeeds or his talents. Digging a little deeper we find that Mr.Jeffry Lurie is one the largest democrat donors in the sports franchise industry.
Hmmmmmmm Have money?????????? Please see the Emperor for your complimentary BJ
as history has already proved out that Hillary doesn't "do that sort of thing"

Don't ask me

Ya just really gotta love the military. I can hear it now. Yes sir Captain fairy sir. You need me to fly on over and pick up some new condoms for the eunich?...OH my bad, you said unit not eunich. Well let put my tinkerbell uniform on and scoot on over to the "romance store" and I'll be right back. What's that? I'm a what??? Shhhhhh Don't ask me and I wont tell Oh never mind. 2011 model of "This Mans Army"