EVERY mans fantasy

Yesterday, Febuary 24, 2011, was possibly the most unique day of my entire life. My Princess Nancy and I were in Ft Worth taking care of some business when we met Cynthia English. A lady I guess in her mid thirties. Great smile. Cynthia invited us over to her place for a cup of coffee which I heartily embraced!!! Cynthia had a really nice place so we felt quite relaxed. Nancy decided to recline and that's when things took a turn. While the 3 of us were setting together Nancy had already taken off her shirt & bra while Cynthia began to rub her hands all over Nancy's breast. OMG!!!! She rubbed them all over........... and over and over and over............. :-))))))

Then she gave us a bill. Dr.Cynthia English OBGYN. Texas Health Care Systems,Baylor

Does this still count??????

real life

Yesterday was a first. Nancy and I consumated our first firearm sale. Two semi-automatic hand guns deposited into the hands of 2 very white anglo saxon protestants. Seems fitting doesn't it. A nice young couple who understand that today's guns are tomorrows currency. PatriotWeapon.com Remember that link for your firearm needs!!! I can be reached at PatriotWeapon@Gmail.com

I ordered and received my much coveted cast iron dutch oven from amazon.com I was so excited when the postal worker wheeled it out on a dolly. (what a sissy) Here, let me help you load it. Uhg. shit thats heavy. Its a big box, proly a lot of packing. Off to the casa. Nancy, hurry up and help me with this. Geeze Robert thats a really big box. Nevermind that, just lift!!
OMG that things HUGE!!! It covers half the stove top!!!!!!! What size did you order???
Not that its any of your business but its a 20 quart!! Do you think we can dump it on craigslist????