Heather

Heather and me proved out an old addage today. For those who dont know my sweetie Heather she came to me last year. I had been looking for her for over a year but she had been waiting on me for years....67 of them to be exact. Heather is my 1945 2N Ford tractor. (built with the breath of life 2 years before the death of The Henry Ford) Anyway a long time ago someone told me that "if you can get a tractor over it, the brush hog will cut" Great Googlely Moogley how true it is. I always thought that pertained to organics but I know believe it in the most literal sense. I ran over a
6' T-post used for fencing today. Capital T's in one end and lower case t's out the other end. What a horrible noise.

Blah ba-blah ba-blah

Tuesdays presidential state of the union address. AmeriKa isnt fair. Every AmeriKan deserves a fair chance. OMG just what all the non-tax payers wanna hear and all the right wing Americans see as the up and coming U.S.S.A

TSA !!! They are on top of things!!!

Last week a lady got her seat on an American Airlines flight departing from terminal D @ DFW. It had been almost 2 HOURS since she arrived at the airport and the plane had begun to taxi out to the runway. Then a change of plan and the plane returned to the gate. Enter the TSA. Hey lady, We been studyin this here magic picture x-ray of your hand bag for the last 90 minutes and after a committee meeting we think we got it figured out. That there thingy layin in the bottom of your purse looks like a GUN. Can we have a looksee pretty please???? Apparently all our TSA employee's are hearing impaired and never heard the metal detector sound off. Never mind being visually impaired or intellectually challenged. yeah yeah yeah, I know we got your tooth paste, mouth wash, finger nail file and Q-tips but we really wann-another chance at the gun.
OMG

Yesterday a TSA agent and his wife were arrested. This agent had modified his TSA jacket with a extra large pocket hidden on the inside. Apparently he had been stealing, Ipads, laptops, money, etc out of peoples luggage for 3 YEARS !!!!!

and this is your dollars hard at work AmeriKa. The fox guarding the hen house.

winner

Nancy gets the award for no permanent body scars and shiner gets the award for least amount of flesh wounds in a 30 day window.. Everybody wins, right???? God bless the Blue Heeler for its patience and its willingness to take a beatin to follow its heart believin its doin the right thing

#2

My dog growled and threatened to bite my wife. I feel so torn. Who really needs the beatin? The dog for being pissed that Nancy stepped on his tail or Nancy for fuckin with my best friend????? Somebody is fixin to get it!!!! I mean really, who steps on a dogs tail??? twice??? and walks away with no scar tissue?? My dog is a saint!!!

Somebody help me....please

Is anybody else out there as frustrated as I am with the republican contenders? Here's the deal... Obama epitomizes the death of life as we know it and the beginning of a socialist Amerika ie FRANCE. Dear God please get together on the same page and get this deal done!!!! It doesn't make a rat-fuck who wins as long as the current administration LOSES!!!! This country is going to hell on the politically correct liberal ticket!!!!! I mean a frickin TV show just got cancelled cause it featured a couple guys cross dressin to get a job. DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER "Bosom Buddies"???? Is anyone black listing Tom Hanks???? Somebody Pleeeeese google David Furnish......This country has moved so far to the left in the name of moving to the right its outta control!!!
GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr Rise up Amerika, You are about to loose your bill of rights in the name of being politically correct and FAIR!!! We all know there is no such word as fair, check your bible....it aint there!!!!! There is NO fuckin reason for life to be fair!!!! If your a conqueror and a success you do well and if your a looser you get dick!!!! That seems equitable to me. Get a job. Get a skill. Get an idea of what your BOSS had to go thru to be your boss!! Get your own gig!!!! Be a success WITHOUT a welfare check and fuck that 1.2 trillion (with a T) raise that B. Obama wants in the national debt. Have a nice day/

G'morn

Good morning Q and Auntie D. Just a quick note for this Monday morning. Its a drizzly overcast morning and C O L D. Martha (dog with the exploding anal glands) had us up most of the night since she freaks at thunder. All in all its a good morning. The weather kinda reminds me of a typical day back home. I'm married to the love of my life. It's not every man who gets to wake up next to a princess. I married sooo above what I should have. The phone is already ringing with broken heaters so I'm in business 1 more day. I do have a lot to be thankful for. Thank you God for all you do, for all you do for me that I can see and all that I can't see.

Doggie maintenance

Having 3 dogs can be a wondrous experience........along with the required periodic maintenance. Today was the day for squeezing poo out of their anal glands. You really have to love your pet to perform this task. Apparently Nancy loves them more than I do. I held the leash (as any good husband would) while she managed the business end of the operation. As best as I can remember the conversation went as follows....Nancy said "Her glands seem to be really stopped up, they are really hard!!!!" So I said "squeeze harder, something will give!!!! About 2 seconds later Nancy jerked backwards while simutanously uttering a string of profanities that would make a salior faint. When she stood up she looked like she had been at a chocolate eating contest at the Hershy plant. Poor girl. I told you not to stand there.

I'm just sayin........

May be we do have need for a little Islamic style justice in our judicial system. Did anybody read the storey about the West Virginia grandmother who got a 35 year sentence?? She got mad at her son-in-law for getting her daughter pregnant over 2 years ago. The entire family was at the mall for a family outing and she decided this was her opportunity to "repay" her son-in-law sooooo she picked up her 2 year old grand daughter and threw her off a 6th floor balcony. Dead. That will teach him.
Dear God, please find someone in prison to beat that grandmothers face into a wall before breakfast, lunch & dinner each day and every day and extra on holidays for the next 35 years. Thank you, Amen

I'm just sayin..............

Now that's Justice

Sara McKinley is my new hero!!!! She lives in Oklahoma and has not had a easy go at life. She lost her husband to cancer on christmas day leaving her with a 3 month old baby. Last night 2 men tried to break into her home and do.....whatever, the whatever is'nt important. Sara selected her course of action which I would consider to be appropriate. She elected to protect her baby instead of being a statistic as the tree huggin liberal fag lovin leftist Islam preachin lalalalala I'm a car bomb amerikans would have her be. A couple of shotgun shells later and there is a dead motherfu..er layin on her floor and another runnin scared shitless!!!!! God bless the right wing American!!!! Watch out for those gun bashin california maine lovin residents that say "guns are from the devil" and nobody should have them and that "why cant we just all get along bullshit" Bad people do BAD things and as a person and a American you have the God given right to FUCK them up!!!! I swear on all that all that is good, Holy & pure if I read one more storey about so n so's 10 year old kid being raped and murdered with out a fight I'll throw up. I really really really hope and pray that the author's of the 2nd amendment have a front row seat in Heaven!!! They must have been very insightful!!! Kudo's to Sara Mckinley. When that dead MF's family sues her for violating his civil rights I promise I'll be first in line to donate to her defense fund!!!! I maintain that by violating a persons civil rights you forfeit ALL your civil rights.