Last week a lady got her seat on an American Airlines flight departing from terminal D @ DFW. It had been almost 2 HOURS since she arrived at the airport and the plane had begun to taxi out to the runway. Then a change of plan and the plane returned to the gate. Enter the TSA. Hey lady, We been studyin this here magic picture x-ray of your hand bag for the last 90 minutes and after a committee meeting we think we got it figured out. That there thingy layin in the bottom of your purse looks like a GUN. Can we have a looksee pretty please???? Apparently all our TSA employee's are hearing impaired and never heard the metal detector sound off. Never mind being visually impaired or intellectually challenged. yeah yeah yeah, I know we got your tooth paste, mouth wash, finger nail file and Q-tips but we really wann-another chance at the gun.
OMG
Yesterday a TSA agent and his wife were arrested. This agent had modified his TSA jacket with a extra large pocket hidden on the inside. Apparently he had been stealing, Ipads, laptops, money, etc out of peoples luggage for 3 YEARS !!!!!
and this is your dollars hard at work AmeriKa. The fox guarding the hen house.
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have you forgotten that YOUR lovely daughter worked for TSA?
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