Wednesday, January 18, 2012

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My dog growled and threatened to bite my wife. I feel so torn. Who really needs the beatin? The dog for being pissed that Nancy stepped on his tail or Nancy for fuckin with my best friend????? Somebody is fixin to get it!!!! I mean really, who steps on a dogs tail??? twice??? and walks away with no scar tissue?? My dog is a saint!!!
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  1. D.January 20, 2012 at 7:12 AM

    It was an "accident" on Nancy's part ~ correct?

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  2. Robert W. HardterJanuary 21, 2012 at 9:30 AM

    yes accident.
    definition for "accident" - pre-planned failure, as in not planning to succede resulting in the default mode of failure.

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  3. QuiltaholicJanuary 22, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    Uhhh ... why does your "Heeler" have a tail?

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  4. Robert W. HardterJanuary 27, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    Research has shown that heelers rely on the tail for balance when herding and dodging stock animals. Heelers with tails typically out perform heelers that have had their tails removed. On the other hand the obvious reason that they remove the tails is they are some mean mutherfuckers when you step on em' Its a use at your own risk proposal.

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